Humor from Austin


Three guys in a bar: an Aggie, a Californian, and an Austinite. They drink, they get crazy. Suddenly, the Aggie grabs a bottle of Tequila, unscrews the top, takes a good swig, and throws the bottle into the air. He quickly pulls out a .45 pistol and shoots the bottle, spraying Tequila all over everything.

The patrons at the bar shout, Hey, why'd you waste that?

The Aggie says, Heck, it's just Tequila. Where I come from, we got lotsa Tequila.

Not to be outdone, the Californian whips out a corkscrew and uncorks a bottle of wine. He pours a little bit into a glass, swirls the glass, sniffs, and sips the wine, then tosses the bottle in the air and shoots it with a little silver pistol, sending a shower of wine over the entire room.

Their fellow patrons look at the waste and again express their displeasure and astonishment. But the Californian replies, I'm from Napa. We have plenty of wine.

The Austinite touches his crystal then borrows a bottle opener from the bartender. He pops the top off a bottle of Celis beer and downs it. He throws the empty bottle into the air. With careful aim, he shoots the Californian and the Aggie, then catches the falling bottle.

The patrons scream, Why'd you do that???

The Austinite replies, I'm from Austin, we've got more than enough Aggies and even more Californians, but glass bottles--those can be recycled!!




Last modified: 11/26/1997