Boy are we in trouble!

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a minister in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak  with the minister. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The minister agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The minister sat the boy down and asked him, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the minister repeated the question in a sterner tone. "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the minister raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face. "Where is God?" he asked. At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in his closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and anxiously asked, "What happened?" The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think WE did it!!!"

Last modified: 11/26/1997