A duck walks into a bar...


A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Do you have any donuts?" The bartender replies, "Nope. All we got is hard alcohol, wine and beer."

The next day the same duck walks in with the same question, "Do you have any donuts?" To which the bartender says, "Hey, I told ya yesterday. All we got is hard alcohol, wine and beer."

Next day, Duck again asks, "Do you have any donuts?" The bartender snaps back. If you ask me that again I'm gonna NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BARTOP! So the duck waddles out.

The next day the duck walks in and says, "Do you have any nails?" The surprised bartender replies, "Uh, well . . . no."

The duck answers, "Good. Got any donuts?"




Last modified: 11/26/1997