A software consultant is walking through the forest, when he
comes upon a small pond. Suddenly, a frog hops up to him and
"Behold! I am a beautiful princess! Kiss me and
I"ll be transformed into my human form, and I'll be yours
The consultant picks up the frog, and shoves it in his pocket.
The frog croaks,
"Perhaps you didn't hear me - I said
that I am a princess! Kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful
The consultant responds by shoving the frog back dwon into his
pocket. Once again, the frog crawls up to the top of the pocket,
"Dang it! Don't you understand me!?! Kiss
Finally, the software consultant looks at the frog and
"Look, I,m a software consultant. I've got programs
to write and projects to worry about -- I don't have time for a
girlfriend. But a talking frog...that's cool."
Last modified: October 20, 1996