The "Bus" Ride

A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him. The Nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts on its way again, the bus driver says to the Hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how to get that Nun to have sex with you." The Hippie, of course, says that he would love to know, so that bus driver tells him that every Tuesday at midnight, the Nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the Lord. "If you dress up in robes and use some glowing powder," the bus driver said, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you!"

The Hippie agrees that this is a great idea, so he decides to try it out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the Nun. And right on schedule, the Nun shows up. When she is in the middle of praying, the Hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of God. "I am God. I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, but you must have sex with me first." The Nun agrees but asks for anal sex so that she might keep her virginity. The Hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the Nun.

After he finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts, "Ha, Ha! I'm not God, I'm a Hippie!"

The Nun replies by ripping off her mask and shouting, "Ha, Ha! I'm not the Nun, I'm the bus driver!!!

Last modified: November 26, 1997