Two guys come up to the airline counter to exchange their tickets. The lady ticket agent has large breasts and while staring, the first says "I need 2 tickets to Titsburgh" and she replies "WHAT did you say?" and he says "2 tickets to Titsburgh er, um, oh. I mean Pittsburgh.
He blushes and is embarrassed but they get ticketed and head to the gate. The second guy says "Hey, it is nothing to be embarrassed about, don't worry, you just had a Freudian slip."
"What's a Freudian slip?"
"It happens all the time, a Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but something different comes out. It happened to me just this morning at the breakfast table."
"Really, what happened?"
"Well, I meant to say "Darlin', pass me that pop tart" but what came out was "You fat bitch, you've ruined my life."
Last modified: November 26, 1997