The Perfect Day

by Maureen Dullea at CYRKART

The Perfect Day According to HER:

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lb. lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lb.
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day According to HIM:

10:00 Wake Up
10:02 Oral Sex
10:10 Big Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral Sex
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 Drink beer with the guys
5:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
5:40 Oral Sex w/Claudia Schiffer
6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 Sleep

Last modified: November 26, 1997