30 children's books not recommended by the National Library Assoc.

  1. Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep
  2. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your Nose
  3. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and The Vice Squad
  4. The Tickling Babysitter
  5. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides
  6. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
  7. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
  8. Babar Becomes a Piano
  9. Controlling The Playground: Respect through Fear
  10. David Duke's World of Imagination
  11. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
  12. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  13. Legends of Scab Football
  14. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina
  15. Kitty-pot pie and other fun uses for dead pets
  16. Mr. Roger's changes more than his sweater
  17. The day they taunted the happy fun-ball
  18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  19. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without their Clothes On
  20. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
  21. Carl sniffs and licks himself.
  22. Barney digests the inner child. (A science title.)
  23. Mickey Mouse and the shiny silver trap.
  24. Fun with Pets and Blenders.
  25. The Big Red Firetruck Meets the Big Yellow School Bus--Head-On
  26. Carl finds something brown and eats it.
  27. Pee-Wee Herman and the BIG Mistake.
  28. Mr. DuPont's Scary Mansion Pop-Up Book.
  29. Louis Farrakhan's big book of Jewish Humor
  30. Dr. Kevorkian's fun medicines for really sick kids.

Last modified: Sept 13, 1996