An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day - the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!"
Two rednecks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boilermakers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir.
When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them 2 months!
"TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous.It shouldn't take that long!!!"
"Oh yeah?" says one redneck. "The box said 2 to 4 YEARS!"
Last modified: November 26, 1997