Pick up Lines

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?
  2. Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I ?
  3. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can easily see myself in your pants.
  4. Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?
  5. Your parents must be bakers because they sure put out a great set of buns!
  6. Your parents must be thieves because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  7. Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.
  8. Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?
  9. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
  10. Would you like to go home for a pizza and a screw?....*slap*...what? you don't like pizza?
  11. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  12. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were that shirt I would becoming on you too.
  13. If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?
  14. Pez?
  15. I heard milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink gallons at a time!
  16. Hi, my name is Mike. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight.
  17. Excuse me, but could you give me directions? To where? Your heart...
  18. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
  19. Come over here and sit on my lap--we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
  20. Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
  21. The voices in my head say you should go out with me....
  22. Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you.
  23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  24. <Gesture for person to come over>
    I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.
  25. Person A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
    Person B: No
    Person A: Well then, please start.
  26. If I follow you home, will you keep me?
  27. Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes?
  28. Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?
  29. Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then rub it on yours. (Just a light touch will do.)
    "So, what do you say we get out of these wet clothes..."
  30. (hold up first two fingers on one hand)
    Know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate?
    No, why?
    Because they're mine.
  31. Man walks up to woman and gently pulls up her collar and looks at the tag in her shirt.
    After long pause, man says "humph", then walks away.
    Woman "What the hell?", "What was that?" or similar...
    Man says, " Oh... I was just checking to see if it said 'Made in Heaven.'"
  32. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
  33. Man: Did it hurt?
    Woman: What?!?!?!?!?
    Man: When you fell from the sky as an angel!

Last modified: November 26, 1997